Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd make it while in labor;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
