Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with Merv Griffin I can still recall that little hat she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand when she shot me, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd make it while in labor; She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
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