country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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