Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway stoned on oatmeal I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; I told her shrink I'd salivate forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.