Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan ridin' shotgun I can still recall those training pants she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her, and I knew we really lost the last World War; My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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