Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age dead all over I can still recall those training pants she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I told her shrink I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on "The Gong Show"; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.