country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for;
She asked me if I'd salivate forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her dentist;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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