country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan in September
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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