Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me, and I knew we really lost the last World War; A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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