Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse all hunched over
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in the twilight,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie with a robot;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.