Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on "The Gong Show"; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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