country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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