country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
I promised her I'd live off her forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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