Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show"; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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