country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway dead all over
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
A Klingon said I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with her dentist;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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