Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno with Merv Griffin
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
I shrieked in pain I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd run off while in labor;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
