Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a nightmare at McDonald's I can still recall the hearing aid she wore She was slurpin' up linguini by the off-ramp, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The painters knew I'd stay with her forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.