country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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