Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse ridin' shotgun I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I promised her I'd punch her out forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.