country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on the highway ridin' shotgun
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her "Workmate";
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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