country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me her basset hound was shy;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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