Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with a wetback, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; I knew deep down I'd live off her forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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