Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was slurpin' up linguini on her elbows, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; My Pooh Bear said I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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