Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with her cobra,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I promised her I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate";
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.