country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
She asked me if I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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