Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age with joggers I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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