Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation wrestlin' gators I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I promised her I'd stay with her forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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