Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was smellin' kind of funny when she shot me, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd turn green at her health club; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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