Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.