Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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