Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd boogie on a surfboard; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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