Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse with Merv Griffin I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was talkin' in Swahili but I loved her, and I knew we really lost the last World War; A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled in her Maytag; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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