country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop with joggers
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I knew deep down I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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