Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in the Stone Age dead all over I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her guru; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.