country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age with joggers
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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