country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age in September
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with no clothes on;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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