Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age in September I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I told her shrink I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with no clothes on; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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