Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar all hunched over I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.
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