Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare dead all over I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; My hamster thought I'd change my sex forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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