Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare at McDonald's I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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