Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a gay bar poppin' uppers I can still recall those training pants she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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