country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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