country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was breakin' out with acne by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd make it in her Maytag;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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