Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan in September I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; Her rabbi said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show"; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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