country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare at McDonald's
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
I shrieked in pain I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd yodel with my best friend;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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