country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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