Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp, and I knew that she would be an easy score; A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate"; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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