Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her in a jail cell poppin' uppers I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie in the twilight, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; The blood test showed I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.
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