Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; Her rabbi said I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd run off with her guru; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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