Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with Merv Griffin I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I told her shrink I'd stay with her forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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