country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini on her elbows,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My Pooh Bear said I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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