Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse in September I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd turn green on "The Gong Show"; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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