Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback, and I knew we really lost the last World War; The judge declared I'd salivate forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd run off with a robot; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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