Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway in September I can still recall that purple dress she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth near Poughkeepsie, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; She asked me if I'd have my rash forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled while in labor; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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