Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop stoned on oatmeal I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was breakin' out with acne near Poughkeepsie, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; I promised her I'd live off her forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd blast off with no clothes on; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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