Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway ridin' shotgun I can still recall that little hat she wore She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I shrieked in pain I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd boogie with her dentist; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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