Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito at McDonald's I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me, and I knew we really lost the last World War; Her rabbi said I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd boogie in her Maytag; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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