country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan in September
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with her cobra,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
Her rabbi said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on "The Gong Show";
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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