Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop in September I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; The painters knew I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd make it with her dentist; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.