Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I promised her I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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