country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd black out in my Edsel;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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