Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators I can still recall that little hat she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail by the off-ramp, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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