Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny by the off-ramp,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
The judge declared I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate";
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
