country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store;
My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard;
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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