Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sobbin' at the toll booth with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
My hamster thought I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on;
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
