country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show";
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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