Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell dead all over I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; I knew deep down I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me her basset hound was shy; But who'd have thought she'd grovel with a robot; I never had the chance to say goodbye.