Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito wrestlin' gators I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in her muu-muu, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd grovel with her guru; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.