Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation with Merv Griffin I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail with her cobra, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I knew deep down I'd salivate forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in my Edsel; She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.
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