Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail in the twilight, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; She asked me if I'd change my sex forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her dentist; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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