country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy";
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with her guru;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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