country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito dead all over
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd run off in her Maytag;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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