country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse at McDonald's
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
A Klingon said I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on her "Workmate";
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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