country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare with Merv Griffin
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was breakin' out with acne when she shot me,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
My hamster thought I'd salivate forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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