country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was weighted down with Twinkies in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The painters knew I'd pick my nose forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up on "The Gong Show";
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

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