Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age stoned on oatmeal I can still recall that little hat she wore She was smellin' kind of funny in her muu-muu, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I promised her I'd live off her forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd black out with her dentist; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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