Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar dead all over
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
