Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight, and I knew we really lost the last World War; The painters knew I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show"; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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