Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan sort of pregnant I can still recall that burlap bra she wore She was talkin' in Swahili near Poughkeepsie, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd freak out at her health club; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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