Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever; She said to me that Rolaids made her high; But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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