Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was breakin' out with acne on her elbows, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I promised her I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on "The Gong Show"; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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