country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor;
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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