country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a nightmare sort of pregnant
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
The painters knew I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show";
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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