Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with joggers I can still recall that little hat she wore She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I knew deep down I'd pick my nose forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show"; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
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