Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare poppin' uppers I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp, and I knew we really lost the last World War; Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out with no clothes on; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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