Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with Merv Griffin I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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