Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever;
She said to me run off;
But who'd have thought she'd grovel in my Edsel;
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
