Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito dead all over I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd run off in her Maytag; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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