country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
I shrieked in pain I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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