country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse in September
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more;
My Pooh Bear said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on "The Gong Show";
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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