Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare with joggers I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper but I loved her, and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore; The blood test showed I'd live off her forever; She said to me man wasn't meant to fly; But who'd have thought she'd make it in my Edsel; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.