Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on probation wrestlin' gators
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I promised her I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd make it with her guru;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
