country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar all hunched over
I can still recall that purple dress she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The painters knew I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me her brother's name was Hy;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on "The Gong Show";
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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