country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her guru;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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