country - random country-music lyrics generator

Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her on probation with joggers
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
My Pooh Bear said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with my best friend;
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.