Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop with joggers I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra, and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store; Her rabbi said I'd live off her forever; She said to me her brother's name was Hy; But who'd have thought she'd black out while in labor; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.