Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a gay bar dead all over I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was talkin' in Swahili in the twilight, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I knew deep down I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd grovel with my best friend; I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.
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