Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse sort of pregnant I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper by the off-ramp, and I knew that she would be an easy score; A Klingon said I'd have my rash forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd blast off with her guru; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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