Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway ridin' shotgun I can still recall those training pants she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth but I loved her, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; My hamster thought I'd play "Go Fish" forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd boogie on her "Workmate"; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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