Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age with joggers I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail on her elbows, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever; She said to me there was no other guy; But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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