country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar poppin' uppers
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
I shrieked in pain I'd warp her mind forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd black out at her health club;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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