country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age with joggers
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I shrieked in pain I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me there was no other guy;
But who'd have thought she'd turn green with her guru;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.

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