country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail on her elbows,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore;
I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up at her health club;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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