country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito with joggers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me,
and I knew that she would be an easy score;
The judge declared I'd change my sex forever;
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate";
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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