country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a jail cell wrestlin' gators
I can still recall that little hat she wore
She was crashin' through the guardrail by the off-ramp,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with no clothes on;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.

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