Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a jail cell with Merv Griffin I can still recall those training pants she wore She was slurpin' up linguini in her muu-muu, and I knew no guy would ever love her more; I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever; She said to me our love would never die; But who'd have thought she'd boogie while in labor; She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.
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