Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a treehouse wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; I knew deep down I'd punch her out forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd yodel with no clothes on; You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.