country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in a gay bar sort of pregnant
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
A Klingon said I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag;
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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