Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age ridin' shotgun I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail on her elbows, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore; I shrieked in pain I'd live off her forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd wind up at her health club; She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.
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