Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with joggers I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was slurpin' up linguini when she shot me, and I knew that she would be an easy score; The judge declared I'd change my sex forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out on her "Workmate"; I never had the chance to say goodbye.
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