Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
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I met her on the highway poppin' uppers I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was crawlin' through the prairie in her muu-muu, and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor; I promised her I'd salivate forever; She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on a surfboard; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.