Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators I can still recall the stolen goods she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; I promised her I'd stay a dwarf forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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