country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
My Pooh Bear said I'd punch her out forever;
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie;
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with a robot;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.

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