Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her outside Fresno sort of pregnant I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand in the twilight, and I knew that she would be an easy score; I shrieked in pain I'd swear off booze forever; She said to me run off; But who'd have thought she'd black out on "The Gong Show"; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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