Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her incognito with Merv Griffin I can still recall those training pants she wore She was crashin' through the guardrail with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew what strong deodorants were for; She asked me if I'd salivate forever; She said to me that Nixon didn't lie; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive with her dentist; She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.
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