Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in Sheboygan in September I can still recall that creepy smile she wore She was weighted down with Twinkies with her cobra, and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor; My hamster thought I'd warp her mind forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd turn green on a surfboard; I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
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