Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun I can still recall that little hat she wore She was breakin' out with acne in her muu-muu, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; Her rabbi said I'd change my sex forever; She said to me she couldn't stand my tie; But who'd have thought she'd freak out in my Edsel; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.
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