country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was drownin' in the quicksand but I loved her,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
Her rabbi said I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her guru;
I never had the chance to say goodbye.

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