Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop in September I can still recall that plastic nose she wore She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin, and I knew that she was rotten to the core; I shrieked in pain I'd salivate forever; She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"; But who'd have thought she'd bobsled with my best friend; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.