country - random country-music lyrics generator

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Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.

Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):

I met her in Sheboygan at McDonald's
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was breakin' out with acne with a wetback,
and I knew we really lost the last World War;
Her rabbi said I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that birthdays made her cry;
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show";
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.
    

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