Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her in the Stone Age at McDonald's
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail on her elbows,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more;
The judge declared I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd make it on a surfboard;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.