Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop dead all over I can still recall the neon sign she wore She was sobbin' at the toll booth in her muu-muu, and I knew it was a raven, nothing more; She asked me if I'd salivate forever; She said to me she loved my one blue eye; But who'd have thought she'd grovel on "The Gong Show"; I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.