Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her on the highway dead all over
I can still recall the neon sign she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback,
and I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore;
The judge declared I'd hate her dog forever;
She said to me that Rolaids made her high;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out in her Maytag;
I pushed her off the bridge and waved goodbye.