This is right next to West Portal.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.-- Monty Python
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